My love, the pleasure's mine

This guy I kinda know gave me the idea to write about sex and drugs. You know what’s weird about that guy now? I kinda wanted to sleep with him but now he is dating this girl that used to be MARRIED (now divorced) to this guy I was sleeping with prior to their marriage. Small world is all, he’s still kinda cool I guess.

Shroom Sex:
The one time I did it I had definitely already admitted on the car ride to his place that I was a sucker for teen girl movies. I mean I was blabbing about mean girls, aquamarine, etc. I had recently seen the bratz dollz movie previously that week and told him that I watched it.
“Girlfriend, you are already being a weirdo 10 minutes in the car? Better start talking about something else.” -my brain telling me what to do

Then he fucked me doggy style in his bed while I was hallucinating. You think that is weird? Imagine me and Courtney freaking out in front of the laserium next to the scientology building trying not to have a panic attack. So what was up next? I thought, No better way than to get my brains pushed out down the street by my friend. I left C’s and then.. Anyways, the feeling of ecstasy was flowing through my body the entire time and it felt pretty amazing. Maybe if I wasn’t so…gone.. it would’ve been a lot more enjoyable and a lot less of those awkward silences.

Pot Sex:
Whenever I get high and fuck it's always a little off in the beginning.
You just put down the bong, your eyes are all blood shot and lets face it,; you are lookin pretty rough there yourself. Sometimes I am not sure if I just wanna pass out or if I actually have to crawl over the bed (or couch) and initiate this.

If time isn’t a real factor or its my pad I usually throw a little music on and really like to feel like I’m in a sexy Chris Isaac video. Let the sexiness start.

I’ve also noticed a high increase of cowgirl and missionary. Is it the laziness showing through?

Acid Sex:
n/a

Ecstasy Sex: limp dick? Was that the general consensus for everyone?

Coke Sex: Just angry I suppose. I can’t really remember if I have ever gotten a chance to do this or not. You know what I say though? Not so much an intimate drug. You don’t want any hot milf bitches overdosing on her couch while you think she’s cumming do you?

DRUNDSFLKJSDK Sex:
I had, had, had to include this because fuck me, have I had some extremely incredible experiences and i've also had some real stomach turners.
Ever think about all those bad blow jobs you gave out during those times? I do. I am almost embarrassed thinking about it and almost want to make it up to (most) of the guys that this happened too. You stink of booze and god knows what else and then kiss some other doofus who is hopefully just as drunk as you are. Kissing/making out while drunk is a pretty amazing and almost a way to get closer to those people you weren't before ;-) but seriously, if you ever see me go into a closed door again at a party please stop me.
I can't just end this on a bad party note, grab a few bottles of wine or some delicious beer and get drunk with your "boyfriend" and it will be more or less fun i guess.