Well actually, booty calls can be in this too. The urge to copulate is in such high demand in the spring time. Its in everyone's genes to procreate and get super horny doing so. Lately, all I've been wanting to do is make out with some fly dudes and get into their little boxer briefs. The problem with what ive been wanting to do is that my standards have just risen so high in the last year. I'm not too sure quite why exactly but i like it and i guess i had to grow up a little sometime.
DRY SPELLS & YOU: Is it really your fault you are not getting any? The simple answer is yes. Girls can get laid everyday if they wanted. The problem might be that you have no game. Some educational tid-bits I like to recommend to my girlfriends:
~Try to look sultry without looking constipated.
~Touch his arm, this drives him absolutely crazy.
~Laugh a lot (when boys think they're funny it makes you more in control) If you are funny, be comical. Don't be funnier than they are. Unless you are of course me.
~If they are in some mediocre punk/metal band make sure you buy their 7 inches and attend a few of their shows. Please be careful with this one. You can just become a groupie really fast if you don't play your cards right. Unless of coarse you want to hit it and quit it a few times in their van after the show.
~Buy/make them delicious food.
~Smoke too much pot and fall asleep cuddling. Proceed to interlink your legs together, rub on his sidepipe a little.
~Braid his long hippie hair.
~Ignore him. How awful right? Boys do this to girls ALL the time and you know what. I say we take it back.
Ey girl, its 2am come over:
Inspired by some of my dear friends and of course myself. What makes a great one night stand or even a great hooking up relationship. We all have our list of numbers that we can call up and get a little from. These people can be very magical sometimes if you play it right. Not so much for me lately as that I am currently living in a situation where I am not allowed to bring over anyone but previously boy was I just a "stud".
Scrolling through my phone book, deciding who I should invite over that night.
Do I want them to spend the night?
Would I rather them leave after a quick cuddle sesh? He's kind of a bad kisser, maybe I won't invite him over after all. These are some factors I think of when deciding. Having no attachment to these types is what you really need to focus on. Most of the time your fuck buddy relationship isn't going to be pushed forward into boyfriendness. Maybe one or two in your lifetime will develop from it but its important to realize that boys usually loose respect for you once you sleep with them. Don't become a victim of the "gray area". Make it clear what you want out of the situation.
One night stands are usually brought upon by such a drunkenness you brought upon yourself at the Cha Cha or Alex's (or even that one time you went to Metal Mondays at Les Deux). It's so easy to flirt when you have a little gin and tonic in you. It's almost a challenge to see if you can make out with someone you just met. Seriously, its not a hard one. Boys just love intoxicated hipster sluts with their cowgirl boots and tits popping out everywhere. The best thing to do when bringing home a boy or getting brought back to their place is tell someone you are leaving with a stranger. If you don't tell someone it usually results in seeing your friends run by the bushes you and the boy you are hooking up/hiding in, worried about if you are getting kidnapped or roofied somewhere.
Unless this boy you brought home is an incredibly awesome person I suggest you just leave it at that night. You don't know them! They might be a stage 5 and harass you until your fed up and "text yell" to leave you alone. Wear a condom also, filthy bar flies.
DRY SPELLS & YOU: Is it really your fault you are not getting any? The simple answer is yes. Girls can get laid everyday if they wanted. The problem might be that you have no game. Some educational tid-bits I like to recommend to my girlfriends:
~Try to look sultry without looking constipated.
~Touch his arm, this drives him absolutely crazy.
~Laugh a lot (when boys think they're funny it makes you more in control) If you are funny, be comical. Don't be funnier than they are. Unless you are of course me.
~If they are in some mediocre punk/metal band make sure you buy their 7 inches and attend a few of their shows. Please be careful with this one. You can just become a groupie really fast if you don't play your cards right. Unless of coarse you want to hit it and quit it a few times in their van after the show.
~Buy/make them delicious food.
~Smoke too much pot and fall asleep cuddling. Proceed to interlink your legs together, rub on his sidepipe a little.
~Braid his long hippie hair.
~Ignore him. How awful right? Boys do this to girls ALL the time and you know what. I say we take it back.
Ey girl, its 2am come over:
Inspired by some of my dear friends and of course myself. What makes a great one night stand or even a great hooking up relationship. We all have our list of numbers that we can call up and get a little from. These people can be very magical sometimes if you play it right. Not so much for me lately as that I am currently living in a situation where I am not allowed to bring over anyone but previously boy was I just a "stud".
Scrolling through my phone book, deciding who I should invite over that night.
Do I want them to spend the night?
Would I rather them leave after a quick cuddle sesh? He's kind of a bad kisser, maybe I won't invite him over after all. These are some factors I think of when deciding. Having no attachment to these types is what you really need to focus on. Most of the time your fuck buddy relationship isn't going to be pushed forward into boyfriendness. Maybe one or two in your lifetime will develop from it but its important to realize that boys usually loose respect for you once you sleep with them. Don't become a victim of the "gray area". Make it clear what you want out of the situation.
One night stands are usually brought upon by such a drunkenness you brought upon yourself at the Cha Cha or Alex's (or even that one time you went to Metal Mondays at Les Deux). It's so easy to flirt when you have a little gin and tonic in you. It's almost a challenge to see if you can make out with someone you just met. Seriously, its not a hard one. Boys just love intoxicated hipster sluts with their cowgirl boots and tits popping out everywhere. The best thing to do when bringing home a boy or getting brought back to their place is tell someone you are leaving with a stranger. If you don't tell someone it usually results in seeing your friends run by the bushes you and the boy you are hooking up/hiding in, worried about if you are getting kidnapped or roofied somewhere.
Unless this boy you brought home is an incredibly awesome person I suggest you just leave it at that night. You don't know them! They might be a stage 5 and harass you until your fed up and "text yell" to leave you alone. Wear a condom also, filthy bar flies.
