The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina

Why I don't talk about periods and sex in person.

PERIODS:

To me, periods are the curse of women. Some say Eve brought this upon us but I say that God doesn't exist. Why would a fictional character bring up the shedding of blood inside our walls to all female species who give birth?

Onto why I hate it. Menstruating is something that happens to most women, unless they have health problems. (which I'm not making fun of at all) Why talk about it? We all bleed and have our period underwear we bust out once a month. The awkward moments when our boyfriends dig into our panties and we have to stop them before its too late. It makes me cringe to think about other peoples panties. Go ahead and call me immature but I know we all have it. Lets just not discuss it. Not saying I wont hand you a tampon underneath the bathroom stall or give you my sweater if you bleed through your skirt. I'll always help someone out if they need it.

SEX:

I love, love, love sex. I'll tell you about my latest conquest or me making out with whatshisname outside the bar but I won't go into details. They don't sit well with me, I can't do it. Maybe if i was still in high school i'll tell you what I did to aaron on the floor bathroom in the park. Nowadays I can't help imaging what the other person is doing to their significant other. Call me a pervert all you want. Thats literally why I can not talk about sex. The visuals are nuts. The one thing I will always tell people if something funny happened during said event.

Some favorite quotes:

"On a scale of 1-DICK, rate mine"

"I'm not trying to hurt you or my girlfriend"

"You make me feel young"

"You should be a suicide girl"

"Why won't you kiss me?"

and so forth.

Other:

Honestly, I can get down with talking about most everything else. STD problems, plan B trips, yeast infections, you name it! This was just to explain myself to a few of my friends as to why I am such an awkward chump when it comes to these subjects.