First we have the Bad Girls Club. The bad girls club centers around a group of ladies who are just plain assholes. They live together and go party frequently. There isn't any real plot or any tasks for them to fulfill. So what is it they are suppose to learn. From my understanding they are suppose to grow and become better individuals based on their experiences from the house and interacting with each other. What I am really gathering from all this is that they are only going to be worse! It portrays women in such an awful light and showing the men who watch this that we are all backstabbing whores.
Next up is Snapped. Normal, innocent girls who like to go to the mall and maybe even go to rock concerts. Then we throw in a belligerent husband or violent boyfriend who takes them to the next level. You push and push and push us until we can't take it no more. We grab the knife or chloroform and send you straight into hell. There is no middle ground for the ladies. No calling of the cops or talking to a shrink to help us. We only go from moderately insane to bat shit crazy in seconds. CAUTION: girls can only take so much before MURDER! Watch out for the warning signs; baked apple pies that smell funny and the cuddling being a little too tight.
If you are feeling on the fat side today lets take a peak at Dance Your Ass off. Overweight Contestants run a muck in front of an audience and parade around with their bellies flopping about. Here, lets take a mediocre already done premise and make it for girls. What about weight! Excellent. We have the ball rolling. Now include D list celebrity doctors and a BMI scale. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Then there is the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. I wanted to see her try her hand at becoming an agent. After shutting down her agency in LA she fires the plus size girls she tried to book and moves to NY.
There's many more I'd like to mention but I don't want this to be too lengthy. The only awesome shows on the station is reruns of Ellen and Roseanne.
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