what we do is secret

Why is it that sexual desires are so much more appealing when they are taboo? This of course entails everyone's dirty little secrets or hidden affairs they try to keep tucked away from their lovers or friends. Hooking up behind other peoples back is seriously a mind fuck sometimes. It can be so passionate and feel so right but it usually only leads to heartbreak or an herpes outbreak. My experiences with this subject matter are of course of top secret nature but I can give away a little bit of the information I have accumulated over the years.

First things first, being cheated on:
What an AWFUL feeling. There's nothing like getting revenge on the skank who blew your boyfriend at that party you couldn't go to because you had a bad headache from that same dumbass. Besides the point, most girls let this slide. Why? It's almost acceptable to let your boyfriend cheat on you at least once, especially if you want to get married right? That girl probably didn't even know he had a girlfriend. Girls however who do know what they are doing: bitches. I won't lie and say that I wasn't a mistress a few times down the line, call me a cunt. Once you are considered a cheater you will always be a cheater. This goes without saying though, its hard to reform anyone nowadays. Mostly we label and call them "sex addicts" nowadays.

Married Men:
Oh you scoundrels and your love for young fleshy 18 year old girls. The best thing about married men is that you usually don't find out about the actual wife until after you have done the deed. I've been tricked more than once (shame on me) into sleeping with one. How was I supposed to know that the stock broker had a bachelor pad he took all his lovers to? What the fuck, you're also 10 years older than what you originally told me? Guess you'll be my first over 35 experience douche lord. The other few men that were spoken for were currently in the divorce process. One thing to know about men with rings: don't bother, they aren't going to leave and be with you when they have some hot MILF wife and maybe a dog.

You fucking cunt:
Fuck, its this section already. Why girls cheat with dudes who have girlfriends. "It's not fair, we liked them first!" is always a good one. Bitch, get over it! It's sometimes hard to do so I understand. Especially when the boys are straight up studs or the loves of your life. Still no excuse to hurt another girls feelings. Anyways, I am a hypocrite. It's not like I haven't ever done something like that. Then theres the girls who were under the impression that they were the ones being cheated on. Lets talk about my first boyfriend for a second.. we will call him AJ. What a lovely summer romance we shared! Guess who send me an instant message? His girlfriend! hahaha goddamnit! Was I mad at AJ? No, I was mad at the girl!He lied and told me I was his girlfriend when he really had one back home. We even went to prom together years later! What the fuck is wrong with girls?! CLEARLY its AJ's fault. So the point is girls need to not haze other girls so badly for this. Sometimes it's not their intentions to hurt other people.

Girls who DO the cheating: Easy section (literally easy)
Your boyfriend must not be sexually equipped if you know what I mean. Maybe he's gained some weight or got lazy too. OR you could just be a drunk slut.

Random Tangent Secrets most boys have:
rape scenarios, filthy underwear, cheating, ass to mouth (you never go ass to mouth), urine and fecal matter play, asain girls, fantasies about having sex with teachers, etc.