I've been getting really entertaining emails lately from boys trying to strike up a conversation.
NAUT:
you have an attitude i can get behind
BACONPLZTHNX:
you have a body i can get behind.
COASTOFF:
subject: dare to die
dare to give dead people drugs
what are you talking about?
MRSURFACE:
hello im looking 4 a girl thts going to be nice to me. i read your profile and i liked it some:) so what u say can we be friends?
MRSURFACE:
hey whats up with girls asking 4 group sex on here?
never even responded to the first email. whos asking this fool 4 group sex?
DEEPERLOV:
subject: would you want werewolf or vampire babies?
i would pick werewolf.
and i'd pick a silver bullet i think.
PHYSICSPULEZ:
are you a satan worshipper?
yes, i can only go out with you if you promise me that after i fuck you i get to run your blood all over my naked body.
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