Flirting only leads to diseases:
If you are a moderately attractive female its in the cards that you are going to be getting hit on by some of your chump guy friends. This is what gets a lot of girls confused about what's going on with the actual situation. You sir, are just flirting hoping she'd hop into bed with you or at least suck your dick one drunken night after a bar. There's a big difference between trying to get with a girl you don't know and a girl you do. What is the fine line you ask? Just don't even bother. This girl thinks that you are actually interested in her, she probably even has a crush on you already. Unless you have intentions with getting with said girl maybe just move on.
THE FRIEND CARD:
How many do you allow?
Wheres my friend card?
How do I sign up?
Whats the expiration date?
Pastrami sandwiches?
When does it turn into the slut category instead of female sexual liberation?
The answers all are in this entry my friends. Typically the friend card allows 3 uses but many of us have been known to go over the limit. Where am I at you ask? OOf, I couldn't even tell you what my real number is without going into a lot of details about how so and so doesn't count because he doesn't really hang out anymore or he isn't part of the group or whatever. It's just so easy to fall for so many little flirtatious little tricks. Stroking my leg underneath the table during poker games? Taking me out back and making out with me in the bushes? What else..Grabbing my boobs while no one is looking? These things. What the fuck friends? How am I NOT going to want to jump in bed with you after you do all these little tricky things? It's messed up really. There's really no end to this mess. Unless all your friends drop out of life. I like to think every 3 years or so all your debts/payments get cleared and you start fresh! The difference between sleeping with your friends and sleeping with all your friends is simple, you know when you're being a little whore don't you baby girl?
Oh great, we are like dating now?
I'm kidding, am I? Where the fuck is my life going now that I hooked up with one of my good friends. You can't really tell, sometimes it's cool and goes on for a while and sometimes it just makes things really fucking weird. Most of the time it just makes things really weird. That passes though, after a few months. You'll stop hating each other and then things will get back to normal. Hey, maybe even you'll hook up randomly at some party you both are at and if you aren't completely fucked up on four loko you're getting laid tonight. Of course I am only looking at the negatives here but there is always the possibility you'll fall in love, hah.
Wheres my friend card?
How do I sign up?
Whats the expiration date?
Pastrami sandwiches?
When does it turn into the slut category instead of female sexual liberation?
The answers all are in this entry my friends. Typically the friend card allows 3 uses but many of us have been known to go over the limit. Where am I at you ask? OOf, I couldn't even tell you what my real number is without going into a lot of details about how so and so doesn't count because he doesn't really hang out anymore or he isn't part of the group or whatever. It's just so easy to fall for so many little flirtatious little tricks. Stroking my leg underneath the table during poker games? Taking me out back and making out with me in the bushes? What else..Grabbing my boobs while no one is looking? These things. What the fuck friends? How am I NOT going to want to jump in bed with you after you do all these little tricky things? It's messed up really. There's really no end to this mess. Unless all your friends drop out of life. I like to think every 3 years or so all your debts/payments get cleared and you start fresh! The difference between sleeping with your friends and sleeping with all your friends is simple, you know when you're being a little whore don't you baby girl?
Oh great, we are like dating now?
I'm kidding, am I? Where the fuck is my life going now that I hooked up with one of my good friends. You can't really tell, sometimes it's cool and goes on for a while and sometimes it just makes things really fucking weird. Most of the time it just makes things really weird. That passes though, after a few months. You'll stop hating each other and then things will get back to normal. Hey, maybe even you'll hook up randomly at some party you both are at and if you aren't completely fucked up on four loko you're getting laid tonight. Of course I am only looking at the negatives here but there is always the possibility you'll fall in love, hah.
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